1 00:00:01,450 --> 00:00:02,855 You guys ready for the farewell show? 2 00:00:02,885 --> 00:00:05,085 Yes, sirree! And we're gonna go out on top! 3 00:00:05,153 --> 00:00:07,455 We're gonna go out on top and we're gonna segue 4 00:00:07,523 --> 00:00:09,027 to new beginnings and brighter tomorrows! 5 00:00:09,057 --> 00:00:10,257 That's the spirit, Al. 6 00:00:10,326 --> 00:00:12,626 All right! Oh, I'm a total wreck. 7 00:00:12,694 --> 00:00:14,428 I can't believe this is going to be over. 8 00:00:14,496 --> 00:00:16,364 Oh, I know. Me either. 9 00:00:16,431 --> 00:00:19,500 This is the last time I'm gonna introduce you guys. 10 00:00:19,568 --> 00:00:22,270 The last time I'm gonna give you CPR. 11 00:00:23,739 --> 00:00:26,474 Oh, gosh! I'm gonna miss all this! 12 00:00:26,541 --> 00:00:30,411 I'm even gonna miss your putdowns. 13 00:00:30,479 --> 00:00:35,549 Just because the show's over doesn't mean the putdowns have to stop. 14 00:00:35,617 --> 00:00:38,519 I can insult you long-distance. 15 00:00:38,587 --> 00:00:40,922 What do you mean, long-distance? 16 00:00:40,990 --> 00:00:43,959 Jill got a job at a family practice in Bloomington. 17 00:00:44,026 --> 00:00:45,993 Looks like we're moving to Indiana. 18 00:00:46,061 --> 00:00:47,061 Indiana? 19 00:00:47,229 --> 00:00:48,596 Our lives are changing so fast! 20 00:00:48,664 --> 00:00:52,233 - Oh, stop the roller coaster! - Oh. 21 00:00:52,301 --> 00:00:53,334 Al... Al... 22 00:00:53,402 --> 00:00:54,469 You know what, Tim? 23 00:00:54,536 --> 00:00:56,504 I knew we had to say good-bye to Tool Time, 24 00:00:56,572 --> 00:00:58,973 I didn't realize we'd have to say good-bye to you. 25 00:00:59,041 --> 00:01:03,011 You know, but change can be a good thing. Al's getting married. 26 00:01:03,079 --> 00:01:05,080 - Well, that's true. - Yeah! 27 00:01:05,147 --> 00:01:07,415 - Yeah! - All right. 28 00:01:07,482 --> 00:01:09,150 And you know what? I'm pregnant. 29 00:01:09,952 --> 00:01:11,285 She's pregnant. 30 00:01:13,556 --> 00:01:15,790 This is it! Today's the big day! 31 00:01:17,893 --> 00:01:19,561 Talk about a hot show! 32 00:01:19,628 --> 00:01:21,863 I got about 20 fire marshals standing by 33 00:01:21,931 --> 00:01:24,699 for when you "accidentally" burn down the set. 34 00:01:24,767 --> 00:01:26,447 Do you really want us to burn down the set? 35 00:01:26,502 --> 00:01:28,536 How do you sleep at night, young man? 36 00:01:28,604 --> 00:01:31,939 Trust me, gang, the show's gonna be huge. 37 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:34,141 But since I'm a VP I get to watch it 38 00:01:34,209 --> 00:01:38,245 at Binford HQ with the COO, the CFO and the CEO. 39 00:01:38,313 --> 00:01:41,682 Which one would be the SOB? 40 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:45,186 Oh, I get it. You're doing a fun thing with letters. 41 00:01:46,789 --> 00:01:48,956 All right! Break a leg, guys! 42 00:01:49,024 --> 00:01:52,359 You know, I think starting electrical fires is a stupid idea! 43 00:01:52,428 --> 00:01:54,562 Heidi, Heidi, Heidi... Shh. Come on, guys. 44 00:01:54,630 --> 00:01:56,130 This is our last Tool Time. 45 00:01:56,197 --> 00:01:57,669 Morgan Wandell's not gonna tell us what to do. 46 00:01:57,699 --> 00:01:59,334 - He's not? - No. 47 00:01:59,401 --> 00:02:01,602 Tool Time's going out like we came in. 48 00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:03,104 With no audience? 49 00:02:05,507 --> 00:02:07,708 No. With style, with class. 50 00:02:07,776 --> 00:02:12,113 No stupid fires, no fake explosions and no staged accidents. 51 00:02:12,181 --> 00:02:13,314 Yeah... 52 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:21,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 53 00:02:24,093 --> 00:02:27,061 See, it's much better when it's real. 54 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:20,714 Well, hidey ho, neighborette. 55 00:03:20,782 --> 00:03:24,953 Oh, my! I see Al and Trudy's wedding arrangements are progressing. 56 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:26,387 Yeah. But the seating arrangement, 57 00:03:26,454 --> 00:03:29,624 it's all messed up, just like my life. 58 00:03:29,691 --> 00:03:33,093 Now wait a second, Jill. I thought you were gonna take that job in Indiana. 59 00:03:33,161 --> 00:03:34,496 Tim told me it was all set. 60 00:03:34,563 --> 00:03:36,163 Yeah. Well, yeah. That's what we decided. 61 00:03:36,198 --> 00:03:39,433 But I haven't been able to make the phone call. 62 00:03:39,501 --> 00:03:42,403 It's a great opportunity. The whole family's being real supportive. 63 00:03:42,470 --> 00:03:45,740 You know, I just don't know what's holding me back. 64 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:48,810 Well, Jill, this has been your home for 20 years. 65 00:03:48,877 --> 00:03:51,546 You'd have to leave your whole life behind. 66 00:03:51,613 --> 00:03:54,882 You'd have to say good-bye to all your old friends. 67 00:03:54,949 --> 00:03:57,318 We'd have to say good-bye to you. 68 00:03:57,386 --> 00:03:58,786 So you're telling me to stay. 69 00:03:58,854 --> 00:04:00,020 No, no, no, no, no... 70 00:04:00,122 --> 00:04:01,322 You're telling me to go. 71 00:04:01,390 --> 00:04:03,457 No, no, no, no. 72 00:04:03,525 --> 00:04:06,094 Hello, not helping! 73 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:08,496 Jill, this move is a very difficult decision. 74 00:04:08,564 --> 00:04:11,098 I can't be the one to make it. 75 00:04:12,868 --> 00:04:15,803 When I was a little girl we moved all the time. 76 00:04:15,871 --> 00:04:17,739 My mom never questioned it. She'd just say, 77 00:04:17,806 --> 00:04:19,277 "Whatever's good for your father is good for all of us." 78 00:04:19,307 --> 00:04:21,275 And we'd pack our bags and follow him. 79 00:04:21,343 --> 00:04:24,579 So, basically, for 20 years you've been following Tim. 80 00:04:24,647 --> 00:04:27,314 Yeah. Right to the emergency room. 81 00:04:27,382 --> 00:04:29,150 Now, see, that was the beauty of it. 82 00:04:29,217 --> 00:04:32,419 I married Tim, we moved into this wonderful house, 83 00:04:32,487 --> 00:04:35,223 and I got to put down roots for the first time in my life. 84 00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:39,861 And I've really cherished that. 85 00:04:39,928 --> 00:04:42,831 Yes. But on the other hand, Tim is making a huge change. 86 00:04:42,898 --> 00:04:45,667 He's willing to base his life around you. 87 00:04:45,734 --> 00:04:47,902 I really think that's worth considering. 88 00:04:47,970 --> 00:04:50,038 What if we go to Indiana and it all falls apart? 89 00:04:50,105 --> 00:04:53,107 Well, what if it doesn't and you're a huge success? 90 00:04:53,175 --> 00:04:56,477 So, I should go, shouldn't I? 91 00:04:56,578 --> 00:04:59,013 Jill, there is no limit to what you can accomplish. 92 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,781 But if you want me to stand here 93 00:05:00,849 --> 00:05:02,783 and sell my best friends on leaving, 94 00:05:02,851 --> 00:05:05,519 I really cannot do that. 95 00:05:05,587 --> 00:05:09,490 Wilson, I'm really gonna miss you. 96 00:05:09,558 --> 00:05:10,858 So I take it you are going? 97 00:05:10,925 --> 00:05:12,165 Unless you think I should stay. 98 00:05:12,227 --> 00:05:13,761 Jill! 99 00:05:13,828 --> 00:05:15,563 I'll make the call. 100 00:05:17,098 --> 00:05:18,778 Thank you, everybody. Welcome to Tool Time. 101 00:05:18,833 --> 00:05:21,769 I am, and for the last time, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. 102 00:05:21,836 --> 00:05:23,074 And of course you all know my assistant, 103 00:05:23,104 --> 00:05:26,307 "Al be doing infomercials for a living" Borland. 104 00:05:29,878 --> 00:05:32,346 It should be a nice show. It's our last show. 105 00:05:32,414 --> 00:05:35,249 Of course, we all hope to be on to bigger and better things. 106 00:05:35,317 --> 00:05:40,488 As a matter of fact, Al here's getting married this weekend. 107 00:05:40,555 --> 00:05:43,157 We have a great last show for you today. 108 00:05:48,330 --> 00:05:53,300 Binford wants us to intentionally overload a household outlet like this. 109 00:05:53,368 --> 00:05:56,170 Thereby starting a fire and burning the entire set down. 110 00:05:56,238 --> 00:05:58,806 Instead, I'm gonna show you the right way to do this. 111 00:05:58,874 --> 00:06:02,844 Folks, just get a surge protector. Duh. 112 00:06:02,911 --> 00:06:04,546 End of segment. 113 00:06:04,613 --> 00:06:08,616 Good night, everybody! 114 00:06:08,684 --> 00:06:11,852 Oh, I know what you're thinking. Come on! Last Tool Time? 115 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,788 Just plugging in a toaster? 116 00:06:13,855 --> 00:06:17,091 Come on! Aren't you gonna light anything on fire? 117 00:06:17,158 --> 00:06:18,197 Of course we're gonna light something on fire. 118 00:06:18,227 --> 00:06:19,860 We're gonna burn this place down, baby! 119 00:06:19,928 --> 00:06:22,263 With everybody that helped us build it. 120 00:06:22,330 --> 00:06:24,136 These diehard fans dropped whatever they were doing 121 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:25,606 to be on this last Tool Time with us. 122 00:06:25,667 --> 00:06:27,368 Let's have a warm Tool Time welcome 123 00:06:27,436 --> 00:06:30,037 for America's favorite all-tool band! 124 00:06:30,105 --> 00:06:31,538 The K and B Boys! 125 00:06:31,606 --> 00:06:33,441 Rock, Dwayne, Pete and Duke! 126 00:06:37,646 --> 00:06:42,283 And on handsaw, the lovely Janine! 127 00:06:46,822 --> 00:06:48,026 You guys are here to play music, right? 128 00:06:48,056 --> 00:06:51,092 Yes, sirree, Timmy! Pete! 129 00:06:51,159 --> 00:06:52,994 That would be me. 130 00:06:54,496 --> 00:06:58,332 One, two... One, two, three! 131 00:07:21,856 --> 00:07:23,091 Go get them, Pete! 132 00:07:23,158 --> 00:07:25,994 Ladies and gentlemen, on staple gun, 133 00:07:26,061 --> 00:07:29,296 master upholsterer, Sparky Henderson! 134 00:07:35,270 --> 00:07:39,206 On shock absorber, Eddie from Eddie's Body Shop! 135 00:07:41,977 --> 00:07:44,812 On plunger, plumber Felix Myman! 136 00:07:49,084 --> 00:07:52,453 And on horn, Mario Andretti! 137 00:08:01,563 --> 00:08:04,998 One, two... One, two, three, four! 138 00:08:49,745 --> 00:08:51,312 Where's my can? 139 00:08:51,379 --> 00:08:56,116 The last time I looked it was below your back and above your knees. 140 00:08:56,184 --> 00:08:57,422 Where am I supposed to put the garbage? 141 00:08:57,452 --> 00:08:58,853 Hey, give it to me. 142 00:08:58,921 --> 00:09:00,922 Jill moved all your trash cans over to my side 143 00:09:00,989 --> 00:09:03,724 so there'd be more room for the wedding. 144 00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:08,100 If this fence weren't here, we'd have so much more room, 145 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:11,933 we could push the chairs all the way to one side. 146 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,168 You know, Tim, you're right. 147 00:09:14,236 --> 00:09:16,137 We could have all the chairs facing this way. 148 00:09:16,205 --> 00:09:19,173 Right. And I would build the arch in your yard. 149 00:09:19,241 --> 00:09:20,645 Well, why don't we take the fence down? 150 00:09:20,675 --> 00:09:22,877 Well, we certainly could. 151 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:25,480 Well, should we? 152 00:09:25,547 --> 00:09:27,681 We could always put it back up after the wedding. 153 00:09:27,749 --> 00:09:30,121 How come we've never thought about taking this fence down before? 154 00:09:30,151 --> 00:09:32,219 Oh, I don't know. Maybe we didn't want to reveal 155 00:09:32,287 --> 00:09:34,422 too much of ourselves. 156 00:09:37,059 --> 00:09:39,560 But we went ahead and revealed everything anyway. 157 00:09:39,562 --> 00:09:42,630 Yeah. Let's take this sucker down. 158 00:09:42,697 --> 00:09:44,098 I got a hammer. I'll go get it. 159 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:47,368 No, no, no. I got some tools over here. Take what you need. 160 00:09:47,435 --> 00:09:51,004 - You got a pry bar in there? - Yeah. 161 00:09:51,072 --> 00:09:53,040 Okay. Oh, boy! 162 00:09:54,643 --> 00:09:56,510 - Oh, no. - Hmm? 163 00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,680 What's that? 164 00:10:00,949 --> 00:10:03,450 How many times do I have to bury you? 165 00:10:07,121 --> 00:10:09,456 - Wait till you hear the latest news. - Hmm. 166 00:10:09,524 --> 00:10:11,858 After the final show, Binford was practically begging me 167 00:10:11,926 --> 00:10:15,563 to come back to work. They offered me more money, executive producer. 168 00:10:15,630 --> 00:10:17,331 So now you're thinking about staying? 169 00:10:17,432 --> 00:10:19,199 Please, Tim, do not toy with me like this. 170 00:10:19,267 --> 00:10:23,103 You people are wreaking havoc on my emotions! 171 00:10:23,171 --> 00:10:25,072 Calm down. The decision is made. We're moving. 172 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:27,875 It's just that they were dangling a pretty big carrot in front of me. 173 00:10:27,943 --> 00:10:30,010 Yeah, well, you gave that carrot up for Jill. 174 00:10:30,078 --> 00:10:33,013 She must've appreciated your generosity for that. 175 00:10:33,081 --> 00:10:35,148 Uh, actually, she doesn't know about this. 176 00:10:35,216 --> 00:10:37,585 I don't want this to affect her decision, okay? 177 00:10:37,653 --> 00:10:39,253 You're a good man, Tim. 178 00:10:39,321 --> 00:10:41,756 I'm gonna miss having you as a neighbor. 179 00:10:41,823 --> 00:10:44,858 You've been a good neighbor, too, Wilson. 180 00:10:44,926 --> 00:10:46,327 An odd one. 181 00:10:50,598 --> 00:10:52,099 Hey. 182 00:10:52,167 --> 00:10:54,101 Yeah. All right. 183 00:10:58,673 --> 00:11:00,140 Wow! 184 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:02,909 Now we can see everything. 185 00:11:02,977 --> 00:11:06,146 Does it look any different than you thought it would? 186 00:11:06,214 --> 00:11:07,881 Your fly's open. 187 00:11:14,723 --> 00:11:17,023 Well, it looks like it's gonna be a great wedding. 188 00:11:17,091 --> 00:11:19,293 - I'm really glad we're doing this for Al. - Me, too. 189 00:11:19,361 --> 00:11:22,262 This white wedding arch you made is so beautiful. 190 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:23,835 You know, I was gonna go with golden arches 191 00:11:23,865 --> 00:11:27,300 but I was afraid we'd have to serve over two billion Borlands. 192 00:11:27,368 --> 00:11:29,269 Look, look! Harry and Delores! 193 00:11:29,337 --> 00:11:31,272 Welcome back. 194 00:11:31,339 --> 00:11:33,774 Hey, guys. I saw Al getting his picture taken. 195 00:11:33,842 --> 00:11:35,576 Looks like he's gonna go through with this. 196 00:11:35,644 --> 00:11:38,712 Yeah? Well, I'm betting it's gonna go the other way. 197 00:11:38,779 --> 00:11:40,614 And he's not alone. 198 00:11:43,085 --> 00:11:46,554 You guys are betting on a wedding? That's sick! 199 00:11:46,621 --> 00:11:50,190 Put me down for 100. I say he gets married. 200 00:11:50,258 --> 00:11:54,428 And I got 40 bucks says he's wearing a flannel thong. 201 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:57,564 Hey, I want some of that action. 202 00:11:57,632 --> 00:12:00,234 I mean, you know, I want to bet on it. 203 00:12:01,737 --> 00:12:03,370 Hi. 204 00:12:03,372 --> 00:12:06,273 Hello. Is this delivery for Al and Trudy? 205 00:12:06,341 --> 00:12:09,076 No. Delivery for Tim and Jill. 206 00:12:09,143 --> 00:12:10,977 - What? - Morgan Wandell. 207 00:12:11,045 --> 00:12:13,914 Binford VP of media production, and you are even prettier 208 00:12:13,982 --> 00:12:15,716 than the way Tim described you. 209 00:12:15,784 --> 00:12:17,117 Really? 210 00:12:17,185 --> 00:12:18,251 How did he describe me? 211 00:12:18,319 --> 00:12:20,054 Okay, he didn't. 212 00:12:20,121 --> 00:12:22,022 Look, I need to see Tim. 213 00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:23,795 I've been trying to convince him to stay with Tool Time. 214 00:12:23,825 --> 00:12:25,458 He keeps turning me down. 215 00:12:25,526 --> 00:12:27,327 He hated what you did to his show. 216 00:12:27,395 --> 00:12:29,730 No. That's all changed since the last episode. 217 00:12:29,798 --> 00:12:31,932 We offered to make him the executive producer 218 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,101 and we offered to give him a big raise. 219 00:12:34,169 --> 00:12:38,072 But he won't budge. Something about Indiana. 220 00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:41,142 He turned you down because of my job offer? 221 00:12:41,276 --> 00:12:43,009 I guess so. 222 00:12:43,077 --> 00:12:45,980 Must be hard for you to live with that one on your shoulder. 223 00:12:47,382 --> 00:12:49,349 Look, I resent you trying to make me feel guilty. 224 00:12:49,451 --> 00:12:51,222 Now, if you don't mind, we're in the middle of a wedding. 225 00:12:51,252 --> 00:12:52,519 To which you were not invited. 226 00:12:52,587 --> 00:12:53,858 All right. But I'm gonna lose my job. 227 00:12:53,888 --> 00:12:54,992 I'm terribly sorry. Please, go. 228 00:12:55,022 --> 00:12:56,160 All right, I'm Morgan Wandell. 229 00:12:56,190 --> 00:12:58,959 - Yeah. - I'm Morgan Wandell. 230 00:13:10,471 --> 00:13:13,440 So, how come your husband's not here? Problems at home? 231 00:13:13,508 --> 00:13:16,276 No. He's away on an assignment. 232 00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:19,413 Well, if you were my wife, I wouldn't leave you alone. 233 00:13:19,481 --> 00:13:23,484 Well, I'm not your wife and you still won't leave me alone. 234 00:13:29,891 --> 00:13:33,127 You are the most amazing and wonderful man. 235 00:13:33,195 --> 00:13:35,729 Well, hold that thought. The wedding's starting. 236 00:13:35,797 --> 00:13:38,666 And I got a lot of money riding on this. 237 00:13:40,969 --> 00:13:43,671 They make a lovely couple. 238 00:13:43,738 --> 00:13:45,576 Well, they say when you live together for a long time, 239 00:13:45,606 --> 00:13:48,208 you start looking like each other. 240 00:13:59,921 --> 00:14:02,690 Oh, look. Trudy looks so beautiful. 241 00:14:02,791 --> 00:14:05,526 The minister's starting. All bets are down. 242 00:14:07,729 --> 00:14:08,929 Dearly beloved, 243 00:14:08,997 --> 00:14:13,334 we are gathered here for this joyous and deeply moving... 244 00:14:13,401 --> 00:14:16,040 Are you gonna cry through this wedding just like you did through ours? 245 00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:18,272 Yes. But this time I'm happy. 246 00:14:22,076 --> 00:14:25,479 And I look forward to spending the rest of my life with you, 247 00:14:25,547 --> 00:14:29,350 and to someday hear the pitter-patter of little Borland feet. 248 00:14:30,852 --> 00:14:34,454 Do they make a steel-toed work bootie? 249 00:14:34,522 --> 00:14:38,859 And now Al would like to recite the vows that he wrote for Trudy. 250 00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:41,194 My darling Trudy, 251 00:14:41,263 --> 00:14:46,834 what more could a man ask for than to be with a magnificent woman like you? 252 00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:51,905 You are my rock, my soul mate and my partner 253 00:14:53,308 --> 00:14:55,276 through this journey I like to call... 254 00:14:58,380 --> 00:14:59,380 Life. 255 00:15:01,515 --> 00:15:06,253 Come, my sweet princess, and we shall walk hand in hand... 256 00:15:06,321 --> 00:15:08,688 Directly into The Twilight Zone. 257 00:15:11,892 --> 00:15:13,893 Cal, the rings, please? 258 00:15:18,299 --> 00:15:22,102 Trudy, do you take Al to be your lawfully wedded husband, 259 00:15:22,169 --> 00:15:26,506 for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, 260 00:15:26,574 --> 00:15:28,008 till death do you part? 261 00:15:28,076 --> 00:15:29,710 I do. 262 00:15:29,778 --> 00:15:33,012 Al, do you take Trudy to be your lawfully wedded wife, 263 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:37,618 for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, 264 00:15:37,685 --> 00:15:39,286 till death do you part? 265 00:15:39,353 --> 00:15:40,854 You bet I do. 266 00:15:45,594 --> 00:15:52,365 Now by the power vested in me by the state of Michigan 267 00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:55,202 and the Church of the Celestial Moon, 268 00:15:59,006 --> 00:16:03,176 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 269 00:16:03,244 --> 00:16:05,679 Al, you may kiss the bride. 270 00:16:21,162 --> 00:16:22,400 Jill, we're in the middle of a wedding. 271 00:16:22,430 --> 00:16:23,468 What do you want to talk about? 272 00:16:23,498 --> 00:16:25,131 Please sit down in the hot rod. 273 00:16:25,199 --> 00:16:28,201 I don't care what it's about. 274 00:16:30,204 --> 00:16:33,807 I can't believe that you turned down Binford for me. 275 00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:35,442 How did you find that out? 276 00:16:35,510 --> 00:16:38,345 Morgan stopped by to bribe us with a cheese basket. 277 00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:41,515 What kind of cheese? 278 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,250 Giving up that promotion was the sweetest, 279 00:16:43,317 --> 00:16:45,051 most selfless thing you've ever done. 280 00:16:45,119 --> 00:16:47,558 It's the least I could do for you, honey, after all you've done for me. 281 00:16:47,588 --> 00:16:49,323 And you really deserve this opportunity. 282 00:16:49,357 --> 00:16:51,124 Yeah, I know I do. But I don't want it. 283 00:16:51,192 --> 00:16:52,592 I don't want to go to Indiana. 284 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,498 This is exactly why I didn't let you know about this. 285 00:16:54,528 --> 00:16:56,563 I knew you'd change your mind because of me. 286 00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:58,498 I don't want to leave here! 287 00:16:58,566 --> 00:17:00,901 And this is an opportunity that you have always wanted, 288 00:17:00,969 --> 00:17:03,003 to executive produce Tool Time. 289 00:17:03,071 --> 00:17:06,873 Look, if I can find a job like that in Indiana, I can find one like that here. 290 00:17:06,941 --> 00:17:08,446 But not with Dr. Lee. You said yourself 291 00:17:08,476 --> 00:17:11,044 this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 292 00:17:11,112 --> 00:17:13,347 Where are you guys going? 293 00:17:14,749 --> 00:17:17,451 Hop in. I'll tell you all about it. 294 00:17:18,953 --> 00:17:22,256 Wait. We're not going to Indiana now, are we? 295 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,792 We're not going to Indiana at all. 296 00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:27,661 - All right! - Oh, shoot! 297 00:17:27,729 --> 00:17:29,563 - Yes, we are! - All right! 298 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,164 Okay. We're gonna think about it. 299 00:17:31,232 --> 00:17:32,699 All right. 300 00:17:36,671 --> 00:17:38,872 All right, everybody. 301 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:42,809 For the last 10 years, Al, you've been my right-hand man. 302 00:17:42,877 --> 00:17:48,548 And you've not only been a big part of my life, in many cases you've saved it. 303 00:17:48,616 --> 00:17:50,096 Trudy, you're getting a hell of a guy. 304 00:17:50,151 --> 00:17:52,252 I know. 305 00:17:52,387 --> 00:17:55,622 It's a very special day. And if you're wearing a certain kind of underwear, 306 00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:57,558 a very lucrative one. 307 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,361 - To Al and Trudy! - To Al and Trudy! 308 00:18:00,428 --> 00:18:04,130 - Health and happiness! - Health and happiness! 309 00:18:04,198 --> 00:18:06,199 Hear, hear. 310 00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:08,168 All right. I just want to say... 311 00:18:08,235 --> 00:18:11,204 I want to thank Tim and Jill 312 00:18:11,272 --> 00:18:16,610 for opening up their house to us, and... 313 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:20,213 Well, Tim, we've just... We've gone through so much. 314 00:18:20,282 --> 00:18:24,117 And I... Well, I want to thank you 315 00:18:24,185 --> 00:18:27,354 for giving me my start on Tool Time. 316 00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:31,292 This has been a difficult year, 317 00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:34,628 and you guys have been there for me every step of the way. 318 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:37,298 And no matter where you go or what you do, 319 00:18:37,365 --> 00:18:41,201 I just want you to know that you'll always be my best friends. 320 00:18:42,136 --> 00:18:43,904 Al... Al... 321 00:18:43,971 --> 00:18:46,707 Oh, and, Trudy, thank you for marrying me! 322 00:18:47,808 --> 00:18:50,377 - You're welcome. - Trudy and Al! 323 00:18:50,445 --> 00:18:52,646 - Trudy and Al. - Trudy and Al! 324 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,081 All right. 325 00:18:55,784 --> 00:18:58,785 Oh, look. Al must've dropped his wedding vows. 326 00:18:58,853 --> 00:19:00,787 We should put them in a special place. 327 00:19:00,822 --> 00:19:02,656 Okay. Toss them in here. 328 00:19:04,993 --> 00:19:07,460 Look, your wedding arch didn't fall down. 329 00:19:07,528 --> 00:19:11,131 Do you remember the last time we were under one of those? 330 00:19:11,199 --> 00:19:14,801 We had no money, we had no kids. 331 00:19:14,869 --> 00:19:17,938 No idea how our lives would turn out. 332 00:19:18,006 --> 00:19:21,641 I think, so far, they've turned out pretty well. 333 00:19:21,709 --> 00:19:24,478 If you had to go back and do it all over again, would you do it? 334 00:19:24,546 --> 00:19:27,847 Yeah. Yeah, I would. 335 00:19:27,915 --> 00:19:31,385 I mean, there's been bumps along the road. 336 00:19:31,453 --> 00:19:33,387 I haven't always known where we were headed. 337 00:19:33,455 --> 00:19:38,192 There was always a possibility of a crash, but... 338 00:19:38,259 --> 00:19:41,161 I wouldn't want to travel with anybody else. 339 00:19:42,630 --> 00:19:44,831 You? 340 00:19:44,899 --> 00:19:46,071 As a matter of fact, I would change things. 341 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,735 Yeah? What would you change? 342 00:19:47,802 --> 00:19:51,772 I don't think I'd propose to you in the back of a '68 Dodge Dart. 343 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,373 273... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, 344 00:19:53,441 --> 00:19:55,142 what kind of car would you choose? 345 00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:56,976 That's not what I mean. 346 00:19:57,044 --> 00:20:00,347 If I had to do it again, I'd pick a more romantic spot. 347 00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,387 First time I looked at you, I knew I wanted 348 00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:05,318 to spend the rest of my life with you. 349 00:20:05,386 --> 00:20:09,089 Now 20 years later, I have the same feelings. 350 00:20:09,157 --> 00:20:13,193 Except this numbness in my thumb I can't explain. 351 00:20:13,261 --> 00:20:15,695 Jill Patterson, would you marry me? 352 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,098 No. 353 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,734 No? 354 00:20:21,736 --> 00:20:24,571 I'm already married to the perfect guy. 355 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,651 I know you don't want to go to Indiana. 356 00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:40,654 It's not about me. It's about you. 357 00:20:40,722 --> 00:20:43,256 Do you want to give up this opportunity? 358 00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:44,625 Yeah, I am. 359 00:20:44,692 --> 00:20:47,861 I don't want to leave my life here. 360 00:20:47,929 --> 00:20:51,965 I just can't imagine leaving this house. 361 00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:05,645 Well, if we ever decide to move, 362 00:21:05,713 --> 00:21:08,515 maybe we wouldn't have to leave the house. 363 00:21:12,453 --> 00:21:14,221 What does that mean? 364 00:21:26,467 --> 00:21:28,601 Are we gonna drive this thing the whole way? 365 00:21:28,669 --> 00:21:32,105 No. Don't be ridiculous. There's faster ways to get there than by land. 366 00:21:32,173 --> 00:21:33,941 Like what? 367 00:21:35,343 --> 00:21:38,578 I didn't know a tugboat could go this fast. 368 00:21:38,646 --> 00:21:40,713 It can if it's got more power! 369 00:21:49,991 --> 00:21:53,427 So, instead, we're just gonna show you the proper way to do it, folks. 370 00:21:53,494 --> 00:21:56,029 Just get yourself a... 371 00:21:58,732 --> 00:22:00,500 Well... 372 00:22:02,536 --> 00:22:04,838 To Al and Heidi. Health and happiness. 373 00:22:05,406 --> 00:22:07,474 Heidi? 374 00:22:08,642 --> 00:22:10,443 Who's Heidi? 374 00:22:11,305 --> 00:22:17,292 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from SubtitleDB.org